DEATHTROOPERS

Posted on January 28, 2009 at 2:35am

Have you guys heard the news? The powers at be who run the Star Wars franchise are writing a horror novel based long ago in a galaxy far far away. That's right! A Star Wars horror story. This is pretty exciting. You know why? Because Star Wars has totally sucked for the last 10 or so years...hell...it's kinda sucked since Return of the Jedi. But I have to say, I think it is pretty cool and may even read the damn thing.

Also, MACHETE is apparently being made into a trilogy. I can't tell you how much I would kill to see those movies. Let's face it, it would probably be the coolest trilogy ever...but I don't think it will ever happen. It's just one of those things that's so cool and such a good idea, that no one will do it.

Smokin' Joe is attached to the A-Team movie. There's only been about 32 directors but Joe's quite the ass kicker. If he were to actually make this movie, it would probably be pretty awesome with a really bad ending.

Also, I don't know if any of you are fans of the Final Destination series, but I can't get enough of it. I love horror films, but I've never been the type of dude who goes to horror movies to see unique death sequences. A lot of people just like to go so they can see all the crazy ways someone can get murdered. That's not how I roll. With that said, Final Destination tops them all when it comes to crazy death sequences. Case in point Final Destination 3. Hands down one of the most entertaining movies you can watch. I've probably seen it five times and every time it's on, I'll watch it again. The reason I'm saying all of this is because they have a new one coming out this year in 3D. I'm totally stoked.

You can read up on all of this information at SlashFilm.com and BloodyDisgusting.com